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9alek wahed habe ykhawef wladou dbah martou

 

 

gala mala wahad ga3ad yasra9 galou sahbou ki tchouf polici goli ay jat cham3a w ki tchouf 2 policiya goli am jaw 2 chma3 mala hadhak sahbou chaf kamyouna kamla nta3 police galou ya sahbi rah ja al moulad

 

 

wahed djaziri fi mascara,khredjlou mesbah essihri kalou wach hebit na3tilek,9alou hebit nchouf yema li rahi fel9ber, 9alou makach kifah , 9alou ma3lich,9alou rani hab nchouf mascara terbeh real madrid fi santiago 4-0 9alou;arwah tchouf yemak khir

 

 

 

wahed 9tal 1 policie w3ayat lel chorta w 9alhom ntouma 17 ? 9aloulou oui ..9alhom ahawka walitou 16 !!!!

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9alek wahed habe ykhawef wladou dbah martou

 

 

gala mala wahad ga3ad yasra9 galou sahbou ki tchouf polici goli ay jat cham3a w ki tchouf 2 policiya goli am jaw 2 chma3 mala hadhak sahbou chaf kamyouna kamla nta3 police galou ya sahbi rah ja al moulad

 

 

wahed djaziri fi mascara,khredjlou mesbah essihri kalou wach hebit na3tilek,9alou hebit nchouf yema li rahi fel9ber, 9alou makach kifah , 9alou ma3lich,9alou rani hab nchouf mascara terbeh real madrid fi santiago 4-0 9alou;arwah tchouf yemak khir

 

 

 

wahed 9tal 1 policie w3ayat lel chorta w 9alhom ntouma 17 ? 9aloulou oui ..9alhom ahawka walitou 16 !!!!

 

:mdr: merci pour le partage même si c'est du vieux :mdr:

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Gallek wa7ed algérien implorait Dieu devant la Kaaba : "Ô mon Dieu pardonnez-moi, je ne raconterai plus de blagues sur mes frères mascaréens, pardonnez-moi mes fautes passées Seigneur ! Sur ces entrefaites passe un M3aascri, en pèlerinage aussi, qui lui demande : " Salam oualikoum ! Yarham bouk gouli mnin el qabla" ?!

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واحد مزطول يحكي مع مادامتو في الهاتف

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- وي عمري

- كاينة عينيا

- صح الكبدة

... - خسارة عليييك حبي

 

قالوا صاحبو : واش ليوم راك تحكي معاها ب لي سونتيمون

 

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اسكت برك نسيت اسمها

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مزطول يكحل على وحدة " سمرا "

 

 

 

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قالها :انت أحلى كابوتشينو شفتو في حياتي..

قالت: تفو عليك.

قالها : ياعمري وبالرغوة تاااااني !!

هههههههههههههههه:44::cool:

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9alek wahed habe ykhawef wladou dbah martou

 

 

gala mala wahad ga3ad yasra9 galou sahbou ki tchouf polici goli ay jat cham3a w ki tchouf 2 policiya goli am jaw 2 chma3 mala hadhak sahbou chaf kamyouna kamla nta3 police galou ya sahbi rah ja al moulad

 

 

wahed djaziri fi mascara,khredjlou mesbah essihri kalou wach hebit na3tilek,9alou hebit nchouf yema li rahi fel9ber, 9alou makach kifah , 9alou ma3lich,9alou rani hab nchouf mascara terbeh real madrid fi santiago 4-0 9alou;arwah tchouf yemak khir

 

 

 

wahed 9tal 1 policie w3ayat lel chorta w 9alhom ntouma 17 ? 9aloulou oui ..9alhom ahawka walitou 16 !!!!

 

Hahahaha :mdr:

 

Il faut montrer qu'on s'amuse sur Fa haha

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