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Guest Mohamed Jacob

Interesting! Got this one from a friend. Here it goes -

 

Equation 1

 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

 

Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore,

 

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

 

Therefore,

 

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

 

In other words,

 

Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

 

Equation 2

 

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

 

Donkeys = eat + sleep

 

Therefore,

 

Men = Donkeys + earn money

 

Therefore,

 

Men - earn money = Donkeys

 

In other words,

 

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

 

Equation 3

 

Women = eat + sleep + spend

 

Donkeys = eat + sleep

 

Therefore,

 

Women = Donkeys + spend

 

Therefore,

 

Women - spend = Donkeys

 

In other words,

 

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

 

To Conclude:

 

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

 

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

 

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

 

So, we have?

 

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

 

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

 

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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